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Healthcare summit tomorrow. If America would only follow the wisdom of Gene Roddenberry and realize that the 30 million people Obama is trying to obtain healthcare coverage for, and the 270 million people that already have it or access to it, need only to follow one simple rule. "The needs of the many, out weigh the needs of the few or the one". If we could apply these straight forward and simple rules, this country would move ahead a warp speed. Didn't I (Kirk) exile Kahn to Romulus 3 because we thought he shouldn't be the exhalted ruler? Well crap, I need to switch from Romulan ale back to Tranya. Romulan ale gives me the Harry Reid's.

Kirk out!

I'm BACK!!!!!!!!!

I know it's been a while. Just shut up and listen. Were listening to Obama addressing the nation, or did he? I didn't see him talk to the people just his cronies laughing away and away. Oh yeah he then said let's not campaign. The very next day he fly's off to Florida to campaign. The bullshit on the Christmas bomber. 50 minute interragation, really? Detention is school was longer than that. Wait, he is so busy that he makes a college basketball game just laughing away. Reid and Polosi are changing how the wind blows. Thank god Sue Lowden will be beating x senator Reid. Kirk out for now.

What Michelle Obama's Staffers Earn -- Politics Daily

What Michelle Obama's Staffers Earn -- Politics Daily

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SIGN UP TO BE AN ILLEGAL ALIEN

FORMS ARE GOING FAST-SIGN UP TODAY!Becoming Illegal (Actual letter from an Iowa resident and sent to his senator)The Honorable Tom Harkin731 Hart Senate Office BuildingPhone (202) 224 3254Washington DC, 20510Dear Senator Harkin,As a native Iowan and excellent customer of the Internal Revenue Service, I am writing to ask for your assistance. I have contacted the Department of Homeland Security in an effort to determine the process for becoming an illegal alien and they referred me to you.My primary reason for wishing to change my status from U.S. Citizen to illegal alien stems from the bill which was recently passed by the Senate and for which you voted. If my understanding of this bill's provisions is accurate, as an illegal alien who has been in the United States for five years, all I need to do to become a citizen is to pay a $2,000 fine and income taxes for three of the last five years. I know a good deal when I see one and I am anxious to get the process started before everyone figures it out.Simply put, those of us who have been here legally have had to pay taxes every year so I'm excited about the prospect of avoiding two years of taxes in return for paying a $2,000 fine. Is there any way that I can apply to be illegal retroactively? This would yield an excellent result for me and my family because we paid heavy taxes in 2004 and 2005.Additionally, as an illegal alien I could begin using the local emergency room as my primary health care provider. Once I have stopped paying premiums for medical insurance, my accountant figures I could save almost $10,000 a year.Another benefit in gaining illegal status would be that my daughter would receive preferential treatment relative to her law school applications, as well as 'in-state' tuition rates for many colleges throughout the United States for my son.Lastly, I understand that illegal status would relieve me of the burden of renewing my driver's license and making those burdensome car insurance premiums. This is very important to me given that I still have college age children driving my car.If you would provide me with an outline of the process to become illegal (retroactively if possible) and copies of the necessary forms, I would be most appreciative. Thank you for your assistance.Your Loyal Constituent,Donald RuppertBurlington, IAGet your Forms (NOW)!!Call your Internal Revenue Service 1-800-289-1040.Please pass this on to your friends so they, too, can save on this great offer

History Lesson

For those that don't know about history . . . Here is a condensed version: Humans originally existed as members of small bands of nomadic hunters/gatherers. They lived on deer in the mountains during the summer and would go to the coast and live on fish and lobster in the winter. The two most important events in all of history were the invention of beer and the invention of the wheel. The wheel was invented to get man to the beer. These were the foundation of modern civilization and together were the catalyst for the splitting of humanity into two distinct subgroups: 1. Liberals, and 2. Conservatives. Once beer was discovered, it required grain, and that was the beginning of agriculture. Neither the glass bottle nor aluminum can were invented yet, so while our early humans were sitting around waiting for them to be invented, they just stayed close to the brewery. That's how villages were formed. Some men spent their days tracking and killing animals to B-B-Q at night while they were drinking beer. This was the beginning of what is known as the Conservative movement. Other men who were weaker and less skilled at hunting learned to live off the conservatives by showing up for the nightly B-B-Q's and doing the sewing, fetching, and hair dressing. This was the beginning of the Liberal movement. Some of these liberal men eventually evolved into women. The rest became known as girlie-men. Some noteworthy liberal achievements include the domestication of cats, the invention of group therapy, group hugs, and the concept of Democratic voting to decide how to divide the meat and beer that conservatives provided. Over the years conservatives came to be symbolized by the largest, most powerful land animal on earth, the elephant. Liberal s are symbolized by the jackass. Modern liberals like imported beer (with lime added), but most prefer white wine or imported bottled water. They eat raw fish but like their beef well done. Sushi, tofu, and French food are standard liberal fare. Most social workers, personal injury attorneys, journalists, dreamers in Hollywood and group therapists are liberals. Liberals invented the designated hitter rule because it wasn't fair to make the pitcher also bat.Conservatives drink domestic beer, mostly Bud. They eat red meat and still provide for their women. Conservatives are big-game hunters, rodeo cowboys, lumberjacks, construction workers, pharmacists, firemen, medical doctors, police officers, corporate executives, athletes, members of the military, airline pilots and generally anyone who works productively. Conservatives who own companies hire other conservatives who want to work for a living. Liberals produce little or nothing. They like to govern the producers and decide what to do with the production. Liberals believe Europeans are more enlightened than Americans. That is why most of the liberals remained in Europe when conservatives were coming to America . They crept in after the Wild West was tamed and created a business of trying to get more for nothing. Here ends today's lesson in world history: It should be noted that a Liberal may have a momentary urge to angrily respond to the above before forwarding it. And there you have it.

It's been awhile

Hello All,

I have been out getting a beating from the man! I continue to hear how our country is taking care of the American people and how the stimulus package is making strides. Maybe for the banks and insurance companies! Not for us. It's a great time though to be a democrat with a marketing job. Car companies, dealer's and banks aren't helping people get a loan to buy a car. Their ads just say very kindly that if you loose your job, will give you three months and then take the car back. Are you fricking kidding me! A repo is a repo is a repo. Same goes with people who are losing their homes. Banks and mortgage companies are just telling you they love you now when they bend you over. Make no mistake, your still getting bent over. Oh, did I mention that every utility company in this country needs rate hikes and stimulus support as well from the govt. to go green and pay their big salaries!

I wonder if Obama had North Carolina to win the NCAA. That's important!

Do you remember Norman Thomas?

I remember Norman Thomas......Who was Norman Thomas? You don't remember him?Probably not if you are under sixty. Norman Thomas ran as a candidate for president of the United States of the Socialist Party of America six times. The following is a statement made by Thomas in 1944. "The American people will never knowingly adopt socialism. But, under the name of "liberalism," they will adopt every fragment of the socialist program, until one day America will be a socialist nation, without knowing how it happened." He went on to say: "I no longer need to run as a Presidential Candidate for the Socialist Party. The Democratic Party has adopted our platform." He helped to set up the ACLU. WHAT PROPHETIC WORDS!